this is the happiest thing i’ve ever seen
Bill Maher on the criticism he’s received for his views on religion, his film, Religulous, specifically.
A laptop, a digital watch, a cell phone, the pneumatic actuator from your bazooka over there, a map of town, a big spring, and a tuna fish sandwich.
If you ever feel bad about mistakes you’ve made just remember the original drummer for Green Day left the band to go to college
NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS